UFFJ
something extremely unfortunate, generally of a humorous nature. acronym for “unfortunate for johnny.”
steve – “my wife busted me watching -n-l fisting p-rn last night.”
mark – “uffj.”
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derived from truffle shuffle, the act of masturbation via movement of the belly area. generally a guitar is involved, using the guitar to stimulate the belly, and commonly includes incoherent “singing”. chris was enjoying the uffle shuffle in the park, when two little kids started throwing rocks at him for his horrendous singing.
- uff marks
the stretch marks that appear on a woman’s t-shirt between her br–sts. in order for this grossly underappreciated phenomenon to occur, the perfect ratio of breast shape, breast firmness and shirt tightness needs to be achieved. hey debbie, i’m digging on your uff marks.
- ufi
short for “you f-cking idiot” bob: waht is 1+1? bill: 3… bob: ufi! useless f-cking information. a term often used in military settings, or anywhere there is bureaucracy. refers to boring, generally useless information, often handed out against the wishes of the recipient. bob: did you go to the meeting today? fred: yeah, the director […]
- ufia
unsolicited finger in the -n-s. popularized on the website fark.com and is a cliche among totalfarkers. originated from a news story about a young man who poked his friends in the backdoor with his finger on a high school football bus trip. in the story, the judge is quoted as saying “an unsolicited finger in […]
- ufindipitying
a type of kissing where two people kiss a bunch of times in a row yet they do not use tongue. the lips move from top to bottom as if making out, but the mouth doesn’t actually open. it is more than just a simple kiss but with no tongue use it can’t be cl-ssified […]