UFP


unknown friendly people or person
hey man watch your sister that ufp is getting pretty close
the united federation of planets from the cooler than star wars star trek series’.
(unlike dumbf-cks i use grammer. see that apostrophe;)
theyr planning to attack the ufp!!!
an acronym for various organizations.
such as
united fat people
underprivileged french persons
“uncontrollable farty pants syndrome”

a common malady among the male of the species. often accompanied by an -ss-scratch, b-lls-tug (and sniff), and other morning male rituals.
that’s the third dutch oven you’ve given me! i think you have ufps!

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