Ufti


chaldean word for some one thats a joke that always gets made fun of and no one likes a loser
haha that guy just bought a new vw beetle watta ufti
acronym for unexpected (or unintentional) farting throughout intercourse. used as an interjection, generally interchangeably with “f-ck!”, but while “f-ck!” can be used in any situation from a mild annoyance to a life-shattering catastrophe, the grim image of letting a stream of stinkbombs loose whilst banging the girl of your dreams should be reserved for the latter.
“great, of course i have a heart attack when i’m hours from the nearest hospital. ufti!”

“my nose! now i’ll never be a teen model! ufti!!!”

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