Ugly Cassanova


1. a very clever oxymoron

2. a band headed by modest mouse’s isaac brock that is even better than modest mouse. the band also has a rather intresting backstory. look it up.
have you heard of that band ugly c-ssanova?

no, no i haven’t

well, they are awesome

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