ugly clam


the way a gay guy describes himself when he believes other gay men find him to be as repulsive as a dirty v-g-n-.
gay guy 1: i tried to hit on this hot guy yesterday and he turned me down. i feel like such an ugly clam.

gay guy 2: don’t say that! v-g-n-s are so gross and you are beautiful.
the way a gay guy describes himself when he believes other gay men find him to be as repulsive as a dirty v-g-n-.
gay guy 1: i tried to hit on this hot guy yesterday and he turned me down. i feel like such an ugly clam.

gay guy 2: don’t say that! v-g-n-s are so gross and you are beautiful.

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