Ugly Dress
a s-xual maneuver that involves wrapping a woman that is too ugly too look at in the bed sheets in order to have s-x with her without having to look upon her revolting form.
i didn’t want to have s-x with that ugly girl at the bar last night but i was extremely desperate, so i ugly dressed her.
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