UIC


uic is an acronym: university impossible to complete! uic is located on the chicago campus of university of illinois. (mission impossible for science/medical/technical majors. the exception is music/art history etc majors… majors for fun and to meet the pro bono humanities requirements). if you like a huge school that is too hard, uic is the school for you!
example:

i went to uic to learn. instead i got kicked out, the mission impossible song stuck in my head, and owe half of my future life earnings.
university of illinois at chicago

(uic)an amazing downtown university experience with quality education, conveniently located for internships (…and concerts/ clubs/ shopping/ restaurants etc!). living off campus with friends is less expensive, and perfect for inviting study groups, and of course throwing parties!

home to the largest population of apparently friendly city pigeons who have the right of way on campus. similarly, students jay walk into traffic any time they darn well please! there’s no uic football team… chicago is sports paradise! go bulls, da bears, cubs or sox, blackhawks! there might be a uic basketball team, but students generally don’t care. there is also an amazing workout facility, but the majority of students are to busy to utilize it.

one of the most diverse universities in the world; aka ‘university of indians and chinese’. this is true of both students and faculty. for example, uic’s world renowned engineering researchers/professors are there because they speak the universal language of math, not because of needless qualifications such as being able to speak english fluently while giving lectures!

chicago’s such a great city, and uic’s an amazingly fun university experience because it’s downtown. parties in chicago also consist of students from many other great universities in the city, such as depaul/loyola!
q:what sports does uic play?

a:primarily flippy cup, quarters and beer pong!
uic stands for the university of illinois at chicago, although some suggest it stands for the university of indians and chinese.

it is a place where you can get a special peice of paper, known as a diploma, through many years of cheating and paying rediculous fees and tuition.

it is located in downtown chicago, right off of interstate 90/94 and interstate 290.
example:

guy 1: where do you go to school?

guy 2: i go to uic! home of the flames?
university of illinois at chicago. it is better than uiuc, and that is not because we all got rejected from uiuc.
-did you get into u of i?
-no, i’m just gonna go to uic. -sigh-
unindtended caps
ellen: do you wanna hang out today?

amanda: yes

ellen: oh! awesome :d:d:d

amanda: uic sorry my caps was on for some reason…

-awkward-

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