Uilleam
a strange misshapen and ill-gotten h-m-s-xual s-x slave. often found on all fours searching for s-m-n using its proboscis, this strange creature is often the object of much -n-l depravity and humiliation
“where’s uilleam?”
“oh he’s just doing that stuff that uilleam’s do. you know, like finding men with large fists and hair knuckles to wrap his lips or -n-s around. he loves being pumped full of the white stuff from all the boys on the block.”
william but in ‘gaelic’ some fantastic scottish language which only the elite know of and the english are convinced does not exist. usually only the good-looking are named this.
“uilleam is soooo hot!”
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