UK Punting


uk punting is a sad little site set up by a misfit named nik who describes himself as having his first s-xual encounter with a prost-tute in 1981. he boasts of sleeping with over 500 hundred individual prost-tutes since then (as if that’s something to be proud of). he set up his site as a gathering ground for similar misfits of society to not only recommend prost-tutes one should go for but to review them and the s-x itself. what has followed has been rather pathetic indeed.

most of the members of the site have never had s-x outside of paid s-x, can’t handle normal relationships (so they have to pay for s-x) or are so pitiful that they think sleeping with a different prost-tute every week is something that one should take pride in. next to this, most of them are raging misogynists who will write scathing articles on a prost-tute if she was rude to them, simply didn’t answer their call or didn’t perform a service that she originally promised.

from the look at the grammar and names of the users (think typical british names like “dave boy” or “jim”) on the site, we can deduct that most (if not all) are middle aged white males who only had secondary education.
the only site more disgusting than this site is “breeding zone” a forum for gays and bis-xuals (and a few straights) who take enormous pride in spreading their hiv, aids and other sti’s around by having bareback s-x with whoever is stupid enough to go with them (including any prost-tutes they hire).

if you’re going to hire a prost-tute, fine, there’s nothing wrong with that but boasting of it or solely living for prost-tutes is rather pathetic indeed. just don’t end up like the blokes on uk punting, if you want to explore s-x with open minded escorts or have a threesome with two hot girls or something, yeah then by all means hire a prost-tute, just don’t end up making it a habit: go out and get a real girl who isn’t an escort.

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