Ukrainian Camel
a cl-ssic german s-xual position. when described it must be: “woman, with apple in mouth balances on one leg with arm and leg outstreched and body parallel to ground, man, with arm raped under his knee, holding his noes, patting his own b-ttock, with foot on womans back, ramming her tight -ss.”
variations may include a riding crop, branding iron, leather chaps, and a pear.
hey guys i met this great girl, but she is alergic to apples so we can’t have a ukrainian camel!
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