ukrainian meatgrind
the act of filling a female’s -n-s with wet dog food, then penetrating the woman’s v-g-n- with a p-n-s, in order to give the illusion that the p-n-s is getting ran through a meat grinder as the dog food slowly escapes the -n-l cavity.
go find the dogfood because i’m about to ukrainian meatgrind those cavaties.
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