Ukrainian Piledriver
when a man knocks a woman unconscious. he then proceeds to build a pulley system on the ceiling of his room. he then ties the woman, by her feet, to the pulley system, slowly pulling her up. at this time, the man, with his p-n-s out, positions himself right below the woman’s mouth. he then releases the pulley. right before the woman’s mouth hits his p-n-s, he trusts upwards with his p-n-s, shoving his c-ck in her mouth and through her neck, impaling her.
“last night was a disaster. i gave this girl a up (ukrainian piledriver), and i killed her.”
“……….yes!!” (high fives)
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