Ukrainian Rage Machine


the act of engaging in intensive s-xual intercourse with a ukrainian man while he gyrates to techno music as a multi-colored disco ball fires off in the background. traditionally large amounts of alcohol are considered a prerequisite to the ukrainian rage machine.
i think ivan headed home with that girl from the bar and is pulling a ukrainian rage machine.

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