Ukrainian Whore


these are ukrainian girls that are as sl-tty as they can get—believe me, you’ve seen worse wh-r-s. they don’t dress in those miniskirts (barely above the knees is as mini as they get), those shirts that expose everything (the most i’ve seen was a sleeveless shirt that exposed her bellyb-tton), and usually don’t stick to pink (this refers to most of the population). however, these wh-r-s have the advantage. they aren’t as easy to place as russian wh-r-s and they do everything much more sneaky. you never know where these sharks are.
for ukrainian wh-r-s, it’s all about style and playing by the rules. they drag you down slowly, which hurts more in the end. and ‘style’ refers to the fact that their behaviour follows a pattern. (see strategies below for an example.
they use a different strategy than russian wh-r-s or traditional wh-r-s do. they start a propaganda and spread rumors against you and make sure that everyone hates you before they ‘dump’ you, so to speak (that refers to figurative language, meaning that statistically, more often than not, they leave you with nothing—no friends, no motives, no reputation, and absolutely no desire to go on). that way, you can’t point at them and it wasn’t their fault. after all, if everyone hates you, then you must have done something wrong.

strategies: these vary greatly. the general picture is that they first turn everyone else against you before striking hard. and they do in such a private way that there is no way that you can drag them to h-ll with you.

–note: not all ukrainian girls are wh-r-s. if she’s a sneaky little ukrainian b-tch that just destroyed your cl-ssmate, then watch out.

not to be confused with russian wh-r-s!
ie. “that ukrainian wh-r- just told me that i’m b-tchy and that’s why everyone hates me…but no one hates me!”

ie. “i love that ukrainian wh-r-’s shoes….they look an awful lot like the girl’s next door….call the paramedics!!!”

ie. “when that ukrainian wh-r- found out that i put sugar and water in her mosquito repellent, she told my boyfriend that i cheated on him. that filthy liar.”

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