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  1.a ukranian girl has big b–bs and is probably the prettiest thing you will ever see. 2. a ukranian boy is into stupid things and sometimes dresses like he lives in a dump, yet usually hot. i wish i were a ukranian. really hot ,not always friendly , but kind people dat have suffered a […]

• Ukranian Pirate

  a situation that occurs when, while performing fairly vigorous oral s-x, the p-n-s is misdirected and pokes the performer in the eye, possibly resulting in the need for an eye patch. george: “dude, what happened to sheila’s eye?! she’s wearing an eye patch!” ivan: “she was blowin sergei in the back of a buick and […]

• Ukranian Pig Roast

  it’s when someone (guy or girl) gets double-penetrated by two guys with eastern european names. this probably happens more in p-rn than in real life, but some of you may have more exciting s-xual encounters than i do. dude, last night my buddy alexei and i gave this girl a ukranian pig roast. it was […]

• ukranian purple tortoise

  a s-xual act involving a midget, halloween decorations, baby oil, and a large sponge man, i would give that chick a “ukranian purple tortoise” any day, but i can’t because her b–bs are the same size.

• Ukrave

  a ukrainian themed raved, so called a ukrave. inspired by the ukrainian band los colorados and their cover of the song hot’n’cold hey man the ukrave last night was totally rockin’

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