Ulmer
a s-x machine that knows how to pound the p-ssy, he is usually very chill and likes to smoke pot. he is very s-xy and handsome. he has a very large p-n-s
girl: i was with an ulmer last night
other girl: i wish i could have been with him. did y’all get high and get crazy
girl: yeah we did it was crazy and amazing
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