Ultimate Badass
this is the expression used for the type o’ guy who has to pay for repairs on the tank that just hit him, the guy who uses helicopter blades when shaving, the world record holder for most lead eaten in under a minute, the guy who’s faster than a crack head with a prescription pad, the very same man that had chuck norris mow his lawn, the kind o’ guy who catches his taxis by hand and the one we all know as ultimate bad-ss.
“wow! that guy just pimp slapped that polar bear!”
“you mean stephan? yeah, he’s ultimate bad-ss”
when you’re the most bad–ss person to ever walk the streets of el paso, texas, or when you’re just too intense for everyone. also can be used plural.
abbreviation: uba
“hey man look at the ultimate bad–ss show off his car. that f-cker.”
“we are the ultimate bad–sses, no one can f-ck with us.
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