Ultimate Chimney Sweep


occurs between two people.
first: person a stretches out person b’s -n-l c-n-l by inserting the middle finger, index finger, and thumb into the b-m- and spreads the fingers.

once -n-l hole is stretched:
person a inserts the head of a mop- preferably new- part with threadsinto person b’s bowels, jiggles mop in order to clean person b’s colon.

and that, my dear friends, is the ultimate chimney sweep.
person b: i enjoyed that ultimate chimney sweep you gave me the other night. it cleaned me right out!
person a: no problem, i’m glad i could help with your constipation.

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