Ultimate Donkeypunch
a variation on the donkey punch in which, instead of merely striking the receiver, the dominant party snaps their neck 180 degrees, severing the spinal cord and causing death spasms — with the added bonus that, mid–rg-sm, they get to see the life fade from their partner’s eyes.
so i ultimate donkeypunched her, but it’s not necrophilia — i pulled out before she went limp.
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