Ultimate Legendary Fail
a fail so bad that surp-sses master fail. if you have done a ultimate legendary fail, you are probably dead, or you need to be since someone with this kind of failure is a shame to all mankind and the universe.
person 1: haha i can own you in any game
1.5 seconds later
person 2: ultimate legendary fail i beated u 999-0
person 1: -commits suicide-
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