Ultimate spew
the ultimate spew, (also known as the triple threat) is the theoretical situation in which a person sees or hears so upsetting that he defecates, vomits, and urinates instantly and simultaneously. theoretically if someone sees another person ultimate spew that person then ultimate spews causing a chain reaction.
in reality no one knows what would happen to a person who is having a triple threat. so much pressure may be put on the bowels it may cause serious internal injury.
so my girlfriend broke up with me and then i ultimate spewed all over her. she looked at me for like three seconds then ultimate spewed. her dad was in the next room and came in to see what was going on, and when he saw both of us he had a triple threat himself. i’m now no longer aloud to get within 100 feet of the family.
ultimate spewing (also known as the triple threat) is the theoretical situation in which a person sees or hears so upsetting that he defecates, vomits, and urinates instantly. theoretically if someone sees another person ultimate spew that person then ultimate spews the other person then ultimate spews causing a chain reaction.
in reality no one knows what would happen to a person who is having a triple threat. so much pressure may be put on the bowels it may cause serious internal injury.
so my girlfriend broke up with me and then i ultimate spewed all over her. she looked at me for like three seconds then ultimate spewed. her dad was in the next room and came in to see what was going on, and when he saw both of us he had a triple threat of his own. i’m now no longer allowed to get within 100 feet of any member of the family.
ultimate spewing (also known as the triple threat) is the theoretical situation in which a person sees or hears so upsetting that he defecates, vomits, and urinates instantly. theoretically if someone sees another person ultimate spew that person then ultimate spews the other person then ultimate spews causing a chain reaction.
in reality no one knows what would happen to a person who is having a triple threat. so much pressure may be put on the bowels it may cause serious internal injury.
so my girlfriend broke up with me and then i ultimate spewed all over her. she looked at me for like three seconds then ultimate spewed. her dad was in the next room and came in to see what was going on, and when he saw both of us he had a triple threat himself. i’m now no longer aloud to get within 100 feet of the family.
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