Ultimate Stranger
when a man paints the nails on his non-dominant hand red, sits on this hand until it goes numb, raises one leg (same side as hand), reaches under raised leg with non-dominant/painted hand and proceeds to jerk off. (the ultimate stanger can be performed sitting or standing) giddy up!
when she won’t put-out and your sick of the typical jerk session, try the ultimate stranger.
a variation on the stranger. involves, in addition to sitting on your hand until it becomes numb, also painting the nails on that hand. you then have a seat in a dark room or closet and use your free hand to shine a flashlight on the hand with the painted nails while you m-st-rb-t-.
“my girlfriend left me, so i gave myself the ultimate stranger. i then proceeded to contemplate the emptiness of my existence and ended up contacting my lawyer and writing my will.”
when, after having two non-functioning arms for a period of time, you have an arm transplant procedure and use the new arms to pleasure yourself.
note: this has to be done before full nerve growth occurs or it just isn’t “ultimate”.
http://www.cnn.com/2008/health/10/08/karl.merk.arm.transplant.ap/index.html
jerking off after the above.
“hey i got my new arms! time for an ultimate stranger!”
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