ULTRA Road Head


when a person in the p-ssenger seat of a car politely takes the wheel, sets the cruise control, and receives oral s-x from the driver.
girl: “hey, can i drive tonight?”

boy: “sure, but do it with my c-ck in your mouth while i steer.”

girl: “you mean ultra road head? ok, i’ll set the cruise control. just remember, if i see you pull out your f-cking cell phone again i’ll kill us both.”

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