umaru


a s-x god
umaru was such a s-x god last night!

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    hot piece of -ss born in boston, ma. in 1970. starred in two of my favorite movies (“pulp fiction” and “kill bill vol.1”) and she’s one of the best underrated actresses to date (she deserved the best actress award at the globes!), and i don’t give a flying f-ck if she’s that tall and kind […]

  • umasshole

    a student of um-ss. typically, the word is used to refer to an undergraduate who has just been released from his parents’ leash. it p-sses me off that i have to stand in front of those um-ssholes and put up with their bullsh-t. as an alumnus of um-ss dartmouth (not as insane as um-ss amherst… […]

  • UMass Darty

    slang for university of m-ssachusetts dartmouth, may also be referred to as “darty” “sorry, i cannot go to the party tonight, i have to study for an astrophysics exam; you know how um-ss darty is”

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    – a college in lowell, ma specializing in engineering, esp plastics engineering there are mad indians in um-ss lowell, ball hall smells like coconut oil.

  • Uma Thermon Syndrome

    women who sometimes appear attractive on screen or in photos, but otherwise are extremely ugly. thus confusing the senses. britney spears really has a bad case of uma thermon syndrome, i can’t tell if i want to bang her or not.


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