Umbergered
in reference to the body check sabres defenseman brian campbell laid on flyers r.j. umberger in the 2006 nhl playoffs. when someone or something gets up-ended or completely levelled. destoryed.
brian: “yo, did you see that building get imploded yesterday?”
nick: “yeah man, that thing was totally umbergered”
1)advrb. term used describe an individual who has been knocked stupid and completely senseless. alludes to, but may not always pertain to, a well-executed hockey body check on an unexpecting opponent.
2)vr. the act or process of impairing another individual through sudden and forceful contact or collision.
3)the consequence one pays for not being ready or prepared. (ie. skating with your head down)
4)total domination of one team or group over another
in reference to buffalo sabres’ defenseman brian campbell’s monster hit on philadelphia flyers winger rj umberger in the first round (game 1)of the 2006 stanley cup playoffs. wide-eyed and unable to close his mouth (an image most -ssociated with ‘baby time’) umberger was left motionless on the hsbc ice with a mild concussion. fortunately for rj, his career resumed in game 3.
“murph’s not a pretty sight right now. he just got umbergered at center ice.”
“our cl-ss completely umbergered miss anderson’s cl-ss in the school spelling bee last year.”
“i got umbergered in the face with a rock”
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