Umbrellaphant
main entry:
1 um-brel-la-phant
pr-nunciation:
function:
noun ,verb, adverb
date:
was first used in a book “the drawers” by the driftinghobos inspired by john lennon’s “sky writing by word of mouth”… crazy poetry for peace
1: a nonsensical creation 2: to overpower, or completely cover 3: an elephant with an umbrella as an extension of its trunk
1: look at that umbrellaphant! 2: stop being an umbrellaphnt!
3: that was so umbrellaphant man! 4: that ufo was so vast it umbrellaphanted the sky.
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