Umbright


a last name of germanic origin (from umbricht) with the amazing ability to impart hyper-intelligence to the fourth born child in a family. tragically, this magical gift relegates the first three children to substandard intelligence.
the three eldest umbright children gaped in slack-jawed, simple-minded awe at their youngest sibling.

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