umgasm


an -rg-sm that is, well, um…unsatisfactory?
boyfriend: b-tch, yes! i’m gonna c-m!
girlfriend: um…what?
boyfriend: what’s the matter, b-tch?
girlfriend: yeah…yeah, i think i just had an umgasm.

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