umm stiss


when you stroke your p-n-s up and down it makes an umm – stiss sound
he was beating his p-n-s in the bathroom and you could hear an umm stiss sound from the next room
what’s this?
“fred drunkenly pulled down the transs-xual’s skirt, mumbling, ‘umm stiss?'”

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