ummm


usualy said by a bloke when asked a question. any question as a matter of fact.

it can also mean the following:
no
yeah
err no way!
totaly
meh wotever
go away
ummm
-clears thoroat-
girl: do you have a crush on me?

boy: ummm…
the sound made when something absolutely amazing happens, (c-mming on a girls face, doing a perfect headshot on css, getting a hole-in-one in golf), to perfect this sound you must have a fairly deep voice and put all your power into it until your throat hurts!
rob: finally f-cked that girl alex last night, as i c-mmed over her t-ts i let out the greatest ‘ummm!’ ever, i’m not gonna lie, it was good!
adam: thats what i like to hear!
the response to a question that you know the answer to but don’t want to admit, the response to a question you don’t know the answer to or just a response to p-ss someone off.
“can you help me reformat my hard drive?”, ummm…

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