umphasis


function: noun
inflected form(s): umphases (plural)
etymology: umph (high-caffeine seltzer tablet) + -sis

a : dissolving an umph tablet into a drink
b : heavily caffeinating a drink
too much umphasis is detrimental to your health.

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    the act of jammin’ out to the amazing music of progressive improvisation band umphrey’s mcgee. i’m officially an umphreak cuz i’ve been umphin’ hard all month to get prepared to see umphrey’s mcgee tomorrow!

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