Umpify
a. in slang terms, to “own”
b. paradoxically, it is its own definition e.g., to umpify is to umpify.
c. inspired by the ump in the game counter-strike, the act of firing the ump is considered “to umpify”
d. firing an ump in general
umpify that sh-t.
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