Umpqua
a bank chain based in portland, oregon. why they named it “umpqua,” i can’t imagine.
hooray we went to umpqua bank today
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dipping your d-ck in arby’s horsey sauce for s-x. jeff: did you f-ck andrea last night? paul: i went to arby’s and umpsies that b-tch.
- umpsk
a strange sound usualy created by humans pr-nounced umm – pha – sss – ckk > kid1: yo bro sup > kid2: umpsk > kid1: wait wtf > kid2: u heard me
- Umpstead
someone who pretends to be super hot online by using another persons photos, but in real life is a fatty. i met this girl on mysp-ce and she is smokin’, but she’s probably an umpstead.
- Umpstable
“umpstable” is a word to describe somebody. by calling somebody “umpstable” you’re saying that they are showing off, but that are attempting to make it look natural. therefore, they don’t come under the “show-off” category, instead they come under the “umpstable” category. in transformers when sam is showing mikaela the light and disco ball, stretching […]
- umptard
as in someone is ump-tarded or very extremely r-t-rded. derived from “umpteen times r-t-rded”. shortened to “ump” or the “umps” when discretion is needed. “my friend works at the umptard farm” or “look! that kid is umptarded! awwwww!”