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• Umpstable

  “umpstable” is a word to describe somebody. by calling somebody “umpstable” you’re saying that they are showing off, but that are attempting to make it look natural. therefore, they don’t come under the “show-off” category, instead they come under the “umpstable” category. in transformers when sam is showing mikaela the light and disco ball, stretching […]

• umptard

  as in someone is ump-tarded or very extremely r-t-rded. derived from “umpteen times r-t-rded”. shortened to “ump” or the “umps” when discretion is needed. “my friend works at the umptard farm” or “look! that kid is umptarded! awwwww!”

• umpteenth

  adj. pertaining to one in a succession of very many (slang) david is reexamining the cable connections for the umpteenth time 1-adjective used to describe an action or event that has been done or taken place too many times to count. 2-used to expect distatste for how many times an action has been done 3-something […]

• umpteen

  a word that usually prescribes an uncertain number of occurances. this is usually said in the reference of the numbers 13-19 (hence the ‘teen’), but it can be in reference to any number within reason. hence ‘umteenth’ i got umpteen calls from this pranker yesterday. i dyed my hair for the umpteenth time today. an […]

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