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Umstattering

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• Umster

  someone who constantly and uncontrollably says the word um. alex (umster): hey yo um i was um wondering if um i could um play with um you guys? kyle: no way, we don’t play with umsters.

• Umsum

  visual stimulus used by the poison control agency to induce vomiting. umsum face drunk

• Umtape

  i suppose its gotta to be darren mason!! he fits that description!! um, tape um, tape overgrown f-ckwit who doesn’t have the brainpower to tie his own shoes. he is widley recognised as the laziest toss piece on the face of the planet. an ‘umtape’may also display various forms of pikey behaviour such as p-ssing […]

• Umtch

  a more appropriate term for b-tch. this term is used usually around teacher or parents. that girl was such an umtch, she just flicked me off!

• Umtarget

  walmart, as euphemized to liberal friends. q: hey, where did you get this rug? a: um… target. umtarget!

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