unabashed ostrich


if you have always before been up-to-date on the news, domestic and globally (and not just in terms of our military interests), but since the ascension of donald trump, you simply cannot tolerate the news in any form, and you are not the least bit ashamed about this, for you are doing your work for those (and what, e.g., the arts) he is hurting, you are an unabashed ostrich.

you don’t get to be an unabashed ostrich unless you are actually being of service in the world, which compensates for knowing absolutely nothing about this cardboard pseudo-government’s operations.
“now that the aids council report is finished, i am going home to watch snl—my only news source,” laughed jill, an unabashed ostrich.

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