unbidextrous


unable to do anything with either hand.
dad: hey son, i need you to help me work on the roof today.

son: nah, you know i can’t help you, dad, remember i unbidextrous.
unable to use either hand well
(jordan and jason see a homeless man on the street)

jason: dude, i gotta go rub one out.

jordan: need some help? i -know- you’re unbidextrous.

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