being free of a terrible relationship.
i am finally an unchained buzzard!
- nose coffee
another f*ck*d up name for cocaine that dude had way too much nose coffee with his breakfast this morning, he’s warped right the f*ck out of her
- mustard drops
the initial pinch of mustard colored liquid fecal matter that is released in small drops or droplets before unclenching the *n*l sphincter and allowing full, explosive release. carl knew the guy in the stall next to him was going to have a m*ssive *ssplosion because the dude sat down, moaned, breathed heavy and cinched a […]
mash up off “to the max”and “p*ssed off”. i am totesmaxdoff my stepdad killed my gerbil… especially that way!
when your male fupa prevents you from seeing your p*n*s. breasar was unable to p*ss because of his fuclipse