being free of a terrible relationship.
i am finally an unchained buzzard!
- nose coffee
another f-ck-d up name for cocaine that dude had way too much nose coffee with his breakfast this morning, he’s warped right the f-ck out of her
- mustard drops
the initial pinch of mustard colored liquid fecal matter that is released in small drops or droplets before unclenching the -n-l sphincter and allowing full, explosive release. carl knew the guy in the stall next to him was going to have a m-ssive -ssplosion because the dude sat down, moaned, breathed heavy and cinched a […]
mash up off “to the max”and “p-ssed off”. i am totesmaxdoff my stepdad killed my gerbil… especially that way!
when your male fupa prevents you from seeing your p-n-s. breasar was unable to p-ss because of his fuclipse
- convo ovo
conversation over “i’m don’t want to hear anymore from you. convo ovo.” conversation over. generally used as a shorthand for ending an annoying or irritating conversation with a difficult or frustrating person. when he started telling me how donald trump would make the best president of all time, it was just convo ovo.