uncle boner


an uncle b-n-r is a dirty filthy, fat, ugly often bald old man of 40 – 60 years of age or older typically found in south east asia with a late teens to early twenties asian escort with him.
gross, look at that uncle b-n-r over there with that 17 year old girl. he has to be at least double her age, triple her weight and triple her dimensions in every direction.

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