Uncle Boyfriend
1. a boyfriend who is alot older than you, but not quite old enough to be your dad
e.g. a 22 year old dating a 36 year old
2. usually used to in the situation when you are unsure as to whether the person in question is a boyfriend or an uncle
3. the male version of a cougar
“no way … that’s her boyfriend? i thought he was her uncle”
“yeah, he’s totally an uncle boyfriend’
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