Uncle Earl
noun: the act of bringing a woman to -rg-sm via c-nn-l-ng-s.
history: at a wedding, uncle earl approached a stranger to explain “how to keep a woman happy” and gave explicit directions for c-nn-l-ng-s. these instructions included, “ya’ gotta just get in there, just – get – in – there!” accompanied by vigorous head shaking and an arm pumping action.
i can’t wait to give my girl some uncle earl!
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