Uncle Fingers
an overly, creepy, work colleague who excels in sinister innuendo and hits on every female member of staff, with younger women being preferred.
usually balding, and overweight, with un-ssuming features.
has an uncanny knack of making even the most thick-skinned employees feel uncomfortable during his presence.
ted: have you met uncle fingers working in accounts?
sally: yeah he hit on me, the other day, in the break room.
ted: serious?!
sally: yeah! i needed a f-cking shower after he’d asked me if i wanted to go with him to the miley cyrus concert…
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