Uncle Google
uncle google is like that scary older relative that your mum warns you about hanging around with, but you do anyway because he knows almost everything; and he can always be relied upon to show you some puppies. unfortunately he also makes you look at dirty pictures too, whether you want to or not.
“i didn’t know much about the second world war, so i asked uncle google and he told me where to look”
uncle google is like that scary older relative that your mum warns you about hanging around with, but you do anyway because he knows almost everything; and he can always be relied upon to show you some puppies. unfortunately he also makes you look at dirty pictures too, whether you want to or not.
“i didn’t know much about the second world war, so i asked uncle google and he told me where to look”
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