uncle hank
uncle hank (played by stanley herman) is a character in the movie ‘requiem for a dream’ who likes to partake in group activities such as watching drug-addicted women perform -ss-to–ss.
can be used irl as an innocent sounding alibi:
you: i’m just going to help take uncle hank to the grocery store.
girlfriend: i didn’t know you had an uncle…
-proceed to -ss-to–ss type activities-
uncle hank: -ss-to–ss!
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