uncle matty’s


a floral store that once existed on bald hill road in warwick, rhode island in the 1980’s and early 1990’s. the place to go to pick up flowers for your cheap n’ easy warwick girlfriend that you just met in the warwick or rhode island malls, or for that cute girl at ann & hope. actually had the best selection of plants i’d ever seen! i really miss that place!
i was goin’ over to see dawn and i stopped at uncle matty’s to buy her sum flowahs!

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