Uncle Salty


a polish sausage on a hot dog bun smothered in franks redhot sauce, jalepenos, refried beans and boiled broccoli. after about one hour of eating it you will cut a loud stinky fart that smells like horse dung.
last night fred ate an uncle salty and got us kicked out a movie theatre when he farted a few times because we were laughing so hard and the movie wasn’t a comedy.

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