Uncle Spanky
everyone’s estranged uncle who likes to cleverly touch his adolescent nieces where he probably shouldn’t, usually in the form of a seemingly innocent pat on the -ss or thigh.
“you going to miley’s 15th birthday party?”
“h-ll no-uncle spanky will be there.”
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