Uncle Swine


noun: an older avuncular cadge that enjoys sponging off of relatives. often shows up during meal time with the sole intent to mooch a free meal. oblivious to the fact that his presence in one’s household is an imposition to everyone else.
i would have had plenty of food left over for lunch tomorrow save for the fact that uncle swine showed up unannounced and ate with us.

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