UNCLE TONY


to kick open a restroom door, and then begin to f-ck any poor bystander in the -ss, while -ssuring him its ok because you work for fed-ex
mike was taking a p-ss at joshua huddy’s brewery when that man came in and gave him an uncle tony!!
he is a lawless man. hes more above the law than steven seagal. he takes what he wants has a hot temper…..and hes always on his way…
uncle tony is comming so you better watch your f-ckin mouth when he gets here with his ring hand strong

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