Uncle Wully’s Rude Awakening
while sleeping on a futon, next to the bed of your buddy’s girlfriend, spew hot garbage from your -n-s into an oscillating fan. as she awakes from her slumber to the suffocating stench, play possum and keep the giggles to yourself.
after a long day of my buddy’s girlfriend badgering, i decided to fall asleep on his futon. this is when i decided to punish her and unleash uncle wully’s rude awakening. she was up for hours.
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